You want to see the table? Well, here it is...
Don't look at the table, it'll only make you nervous. I said don't do it! And while you're at it, forget all those other teams in this division too. And the other divisions.
Aaaah, don't you feel better now? Good, you can enjoy the football of a Saturday afternoon without worrying if you'll make the playoffs or finish 24th out of 24. Now you can relax and savour soccer for the spectacle it really is.
Sigh... I remember when the FA Cup used to do to that for us.
*Wipes tear from eye*
*Takes swig from '2013 FA Cup Winners' mug*