Thursday, 9 June 2016
Will Grigg isn't the only reason to keep an eye on Euro 2016. Personally, I'll be watching to witness Gary Lineker's continued transformation into Colonel Sanders - all he needs now is the iconic spectacles and Walkers have one heck of a southern fried dilemma. Ya hear me, partner?
Otherwise, it's the perfect excuse to apply the 'X's on fire, Y is terrified' formula to anything vaguely relevant. You know, like 'Fellaini's on fire, your McDonald's is terrified'.
Actually, screw the football. I want to see 'Fast Food Deathmatch XXI: Gary 'Colonel Sanders' Lineker vs. Marouane 'Ronald McDonaldinho' Fellaini' at Stade de France this month. You must make it happen, Big Brother!