Well, if you say so, Siri.
Wigan Athletic scoring three goals and Grant Holt returning in the space of a week - a total co-incidence? I think not. The Holtmaster's obviously brought along his lucky Fanta... which can be purchased from the concourse prior to kickoff next Saturday.
More importantly, what about those secret documents from the Fans Advisory Board? Don't you want to hear Barry talk about them?
...Well, tough turkeys - all that stuff was edited out due to suspicious background noises.