Thursday, 27 October 2016

Progress With Unity Podcast #181: Brighton review, Caldwell GONE!


At the club many years, witnessing many managers pass through those certainly-not-for-the-stout Deedub turnstiles. Covered many kilometres across the Robin Park surface, which has been replaced over twelveteen times in that period.

Who'd have thought that Phoenix and Blue would be sacked, eh?

Well, I haven't seen them lately, but then I have been arriving at my seat five minutes late due to being too fat for the turnstiles.

What's that? Oh yeah, this podcast is actually about the axing of unpopular video sharing website Vine. Or something.

Also: apologies to All Gone Latics for stealing their exclusive on P 'n' B.

Timecodes

0:00 Duckin' painful intros
2:00 Right on Brighton review with flatulent Statman (Flatman?) & Off The Terrace
5:00 Welcome Yanic Jr, and a standing ovation
10:00 The mystery of the disallowed goal... SOLVED
17:00 Adam vs Shane Duffy: Social Media War Round 1
21:00 Captain Cald sent away for good! Right or wrong?
25:00 A secretive sacking? And where's Griggsy?
35:00 Who would you like next? Ryan Giggs (Is On Fire)?
41:00 Someone must be lined up... but who could it be?
46:00 Oh yeah, almost forgot about the Cardiff preview!
52:00 Emmerson Boyce in!

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PWU Latics Podcast - Caldwell Sacked!

October 26, 2016

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The big news this week is Latics boss Gary Caldwell getting the chop after a poor start to the new campaign, just 2 wins in the first 14 games was enough of a reason for Sharpey to wield the axe.

The boss is sacked, long live the boss, but just who will that be? Lots of names on the bookies list but not much quality.

We have a game to review, Brighton, and one to preview, Cardiff.

Talking of Brighton, our very own Adam received a bit of stick from the Seagulls defender Shane Duffy via twitter, Duffy should learn to 'use' the English language correctly before making a complete idiot out of himself, ewes fool Duffy!

Timecodes:
0:00 Duckin' painful intros
2:00 Right on Brighton review with flatulent Statman (Flatman?) & Off The Terrace
5:00 Welcome Yanic Jr, and a standing ovation
10:00 The mystery of the disallowed goal - SOLVED
17:00 Adam vs Shane Duffy: Social Media War Round 1
21:00 Captain Cald sent away for good! Right or wrong?
25:00 A secretive sacking? And where's Griggsy?
35:00 Who would you like next? Ryan Giggs (Is On Fire)?
41:00 Someone must be lined up... but who could it be?
46:00 Oh yeah, almost forgot about the Cardiff preview!
52:00 Emmerson Boyce in!

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Editor & Producer - Barry Worthington
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Thursday, 20 October 2016

Progress With Unity Podcast #180: Burton and Leeds reviews, Brighton preview


Adam le Fondre winning Man of the Match instead of Dan Burn? There's a conspiracy theory for that.

Of course there bally well is - there's a conspiracy theory for absolutely anything you could care to mention. Dan Burn's sudden upturn in form? That's due the extra sprouts in his diet, of course. How else could he have cleared that 40-yard strike from his goal line but with fart power?

And what happened to that long-awaited statue of Dave Whelan? Well... because it was made out of Cadbury's Dairy Milk, a group of passing chocoholics kidnapped it from outside the West Stand.

Send me tinfoil to make a new hat and I'll reveal even more next week... *hic*

Timecodes

0:00 Elvis ate my neighbours! And poetic intros.
1:00 Nazi space planes! And Burton review with Si's Off The Terrace report.
5:00 Referee in 'sunglasses at night' shock! And the Burton game was pap.
7:00 'Agnes' le Fondre bribery! And Bogdan's 6-yard box chicken.
12:00 The Big Four control 100% of the world's orange harvest! And deferred expectations.
15:00 Barry wears flowery boxer shorts! And Si's Leeds Off The Terrace thingy.
19:30 Yanic Wildschut secretly prefers emus! And Statman's Leeds stat pack.
24:00 Three-eyed swans in the River Dougie! And Latics have never been overrun.
27:40 Iodine in the water supply! And crocked Gilbey in for Power.
28:30 Aliens sacked Owen Coyle! And Brighton preview.
32:30 Seagull waste is an aphrodisiac! And Brighton predictions.
35:00 Feral cats siphoning my electricity! And walking football shoutout.

Fartwatch 20:00

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PWU Latics Podcast - Brighton My Day

October 19, 2016

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This week's podcast starts with a review of the Burton Albion game, poor, poor and poor. Not the best day at the office for the Latics.

Next up and it's a great point earned away at Leeds United, ''a game plan was in place'' and what a difference it made, snatching a draw so late in the game, it almost feels like a win.

Brighton are in town on Saturday, they're riding high and on a good roll, but as our preview bears out we are all optimistic, they have to lose sometime.

This episode finishes off with a plug for the sport that is getting older lads to put down their trowels, take off their slippers and get back on the pitch, Walking Football, it's the future and it is available now, right here in Wigan.

Timecodes
0:00 Elvis ate my neighbours! And poetic intros.
1:00 Nazi space planes! And Burton review with Si's Off The Terrace report.
5:00 Referee in 'sunglasses at night' shock! And the Burton game was pap.7:00 'Agnes' le Fondre bribery! And Bogdan's 6-yard box chicken.
12:00 The Big Four control 100% of the world's orange harvest! And deferred expectations.
15:00 Barry wears flowery boxer shorts! And Si's Leeds Off The Terrace thingy.
19:30 Yanic Wildschut secretly prefers emus! And Statman's Leeds stat pack.
24:00 Three-eyed swans in the River Dougie! And Latics have never been overrun.
27:40 Iodine in the water supply! And crocked Gilbey in for Power.
28:30 Aliens sacked Owen Coyle! And Brighton preview.
32:30 Seagull waste is an aphrodisiac! And Brighton predictions.
35:00 Feral cats siphoning my electricity! And walking football shoutout.

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Thursday, 13 October 2016

Progress With Unity Podcast #179: Burton and Leeds previews


Have you ever wished PWU could consist entirely of previews? Well, someone must have because the Fairy Fatmother has this week brought you 40 solid minutes of forward-thinking Latichat. Also: farts.

Incidentally, due in part to Weight Watchers, PWU are currently looking for a replacement Fairy Fatmother. Please let us know if you possess a large wand of wonders or indeed a monster stick. Whatever one of those is.

Timecodes

0:00 'Nothing to discuss here' intros
2:30 Skip to the Burton preview! With NEW comedy duo Max & Perks
6:00 Statman stat pack: Burton
12:00 "No Clough imprint" and beard injuries
16:00 Luke Garbutt rolling on?
19:00 Carefully considered Burton predictions with Si's Oddschecker 22:30
23:30 'Ludicrous' Leeds preview & Elland Rd. transfer history with Adam
28:00 Shortsless Leeds predictions not sponsored by orange fizzy drinks
36:00 Paul's Wimbledon victory & tinpot accusations(!)

Fartwatch: 32:40

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PWU Latics Podcast - Burton Albion & Leeds United Previews

October 12, 2016

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The international break's not half taken its toll, the stop start season is quite frustrating for us lovers of league football.

Did anyone watch the internationals?

Burton are in town on Saturday, Jackson Irvine is banging their goals in and they look a decent side, or do they? Nigel Clough is no Jimmy Floyd and just what we'll get from them is anyone's guess.

Leeds United away on Tuesday, £35 a ticket and a referee that hands out red cards like Pizza Shop menus, they're in good form and this will be a toughie, but we did stump Brentford.

AFC Wimbledon have overtaken MK Dons in Football League standings for the first time, one for the true spirit of football.

Timecodes:
0:00 'Nothing to discuss here' intros
2:30 Skip to the Burton preview! With NEW comedy duo Max & Perks
6:00 Statman stat pack: Burton
12:00 "No Clough imprint" and beard injuries
16:00 Luke Garbutt rolling on?
19:00 Carefully considered Burton predictions with Si's Oddschecker
23:30 'Ludicrous' Leeds preview & Elland Rd. transfer history with Adam
28:00 Shortsless Leeds predictions not sponsored by orange fizzy drinks
36:00 Paul's Wimbledon victory & tinpot accusations(!)

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Editor & Producer - Barry Worthington
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Thursday, 6 October 2016

Progress With Unity Podcast #178: Brentford review


Note: This week's flavour text has been postponed as the regular author is currently under investigation for 'irregularities' involving placement of Penguin biscuits within the PWU fridge. Because he didn't notice the hidden camcorder, he was caught switching mint flavour Penguins with the inferior orange and regular flavours after the other panellists had gone home.

In his absence, the following timecodes have been provided by Google Timecode, a new piece of technology that scans over 17 and a half sources of data including average number of spammers per blog post to provide 100% 50% accurate descriptions.

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0:00 Non-buzzing intrps ~%$
2:00 Brantf0rd chat including elongated ?stats
3:00 PWU hearts DB (Dan Burn) & YW (Yawning Wildshots)
7:30 Mailbag: Morgan on the periphery? %%
14:00 Mick's pilgrimage to St Holt's birthland
15:30 Thinternational break with the White Stripes
17:30 Sacking season: Preston strike again
21:00 £ntry corrupt£d~! FFF
22:00 Owen's transfer u-turn & naive veterans
27:00 Pro sport: "Everything has a price" & reskilling sawker players
33:00 Odelusi scored?! And Burton at the (Spanish) Villa
37:30 401 Marathons: that's a lot of nuts!

Fartwatch: 13:40, 37:40

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Podcast Thin Ternational Break.mp3

October 05, 2016

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This week's pod comes in the lead up to the international break and we have a full crew as none of us are away on international duty.

First up, what a point! A superb result away at high scoring Brentford, a goalless draw, have we turned a defensive corner? Who knows. What is going on with Captain Morgan? Again, who knows.

We had a behind closed doors friendly earlier this week.

Championship manager sackings, Allardyce-gate and dirty goings on, come on Mick spill the beans.

Timecodes:
0:00 Non-buzzing intros
2:00 Brantford chat including elongated stats
3:00 PWU hearts DB (Dan Burn) & YW (Yawning Wildshots)
7:30 Mailbag: Morgan on the periphery?
14:00 Mick's pilgrimage to St Holt's birthland
15:30 Thinternational break with the White Stripes
17:30 Sacking season: Preston strike again
21:00 £ntry corrupt£d~! FFF
22:00 Owen's transfer u-turn & naive veterans
27:00 Pro sport: ''Everything has a price'' & reskilling sawker players
33:00 Odelusi scored?! And Burton at the (Spanish) Villa
37:30 401 Marathons: that's a lot of nuts!

Contact PWU Podcast

Editor & Producer - Barry Worthington
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