Will Grigg isn't the only reason to keep an eye on Euro 2016.
Personally, I'll be watching to witness Gary Lineker's continued
transformation into Colonel Sanders - all he needs now is the iconic
spectacles and Walkers have one heck of a southern fried dilemma. Ya
hear me, partner?
Otherwise, it's the perfect excuse to apply the
'X's on fire, Y is terrified' formula to anything vaguely relevant. You
know, like 'Fellaini's on fire, your
McDonald's is terrified'.
Actually,
screw the football. I want to see 'Fast Food Deathmatch XXI: Gary
'Colonel Sanders' Lineker vs. Marouane 'Ronald McDonaldinho' Fellaini'
at Stade de France this month. You must make it happen, Big Brother!